Definitions:
Guts:
Guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls:
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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